Kate,
Right, celebrities are the last people you want to turn to
when it comes to determining such key issues such as this one. If celebrities have taught us anything it’s
that they cannot be trusted. For
example, are you going to take the opinion of someone who laughs incessantly
over poop jokes*? Not to mention, actors
are famous for being someone they aren’t. Lies.
Wrong, Bobby Benson Baby Band is NOT the best Muppet. If this were a contest of the cutest or the
most annoying Muppet then they would take the cake. It's easy to say that the Bobby Benson Baby Band is the best Muppet because it's the "in" Muppet at the time but that's like saying Justin Bieber is the best singer of all time. I think it was a premature choice but nice try.
This is a question of the best. I would define the best Muppet as one with
principles, true leader and someone all the people can get behind. The best Muppet is clearly Marvin E. Quasniki, a turquoise farmer
from Nevada and runner in the GOP primaries.
Marvin E Quasniki is a straight shooter and a man of the people. He runs on a platform of no bullshit and
plans to remove it from our political system. His issues
are your issues; how can you not get behind that?
I think this video makes my point.
You’re welcome.
I’m Jamie Pence and you’re wrong
* Anderson Cooper
Well, there are a lot of problems with this argument. But the only one I'm going to mention is very important. Now listen. Concentrate. Okay, are you ready? This man is not a Muppet. Sorry, but I win again.
ReplyDeleteKate, I'm afraid there are many flaws with your response and I'll just name a few: you lack any definition of a Muppet, you refuse to expand past that one shady "argument" and you stated that you won when clearly you didn't.
ReplyDeleteMarvin + Puppet = Muppet
Muppets are a group of puppet characters created by Jim Henson. That guy wasn't created by Jim Henson. You're making things up again.
ReplyDeleteFirstly, I graduated from the University of Maryland in College Park, the same school that Jim Henson went to, thus, making me the expert on the subject.
ReplyDeleteSecondly, you're correct in that "Muppets are a group of puppet characters created by Jim Henson". The basis of creation is an idea. The fact that he is a "Henson Alternative" makes him an idea from the thoughts of Jim Henson. Seeing that Jim Henson died over 20 years ago and cannot physically create Muppets but through his thoughts and ideas we can celebrate his memory in the "Henson Alternative". I don't know about you, but I'm for preserving his memory.