2014 was the year for Ebola - no butts about it

When the public holds every word you say in such high regard there is a responsibility to only speak truth. It's premature to speak until given all of the facts. After gathering ample data and stone cold facts- I have discovered that 2014 is NOT the year for butts.

It would be premature to know what 2014 was the year of right at the turn of 2015 without letting enough time pass. Much like how we know more about dead presidents as time passes.

Butts will always be fun to look at, touch, jiggle, maneuver, squeeze, poke, etc. but butts are passed their prime. Butts went out in the 90's; they hit their peak when Sir Mix Alot created the fire album "Mack Daddy" and died in 96 along with Gene Kelly. Notice in the below graph "Butts" have only decreased in popularity over time and remained flat as a pancake over the year 2014.

In terms of that lady showing her butt on that magazine- you are confusing correlation and causation. People were looking at her butt, however, there is no link between her butt and 2014 being the year of the butt. The public is more interested in the person yielding the butt than the butt itself. That lady is more powerful than all of the butts in the world and you are confusing her popularity with the popularity of butts(see below Google trend of "Butts" and "Kardashian").


 Bonus graph!

Now that I have proved you wrong - I'll prove myself right.



Ebola went viral in 2014 and fizzled off as we went into 2015. Nobody even mentioned it previous to 2014. Once we got settled into the year everyone was saying "who has it?", "how do I get it?!" "who's going to get it next?!" It was the biggest craze at the time! (see below graph)

It became kosher to ask if somebody's butt was real since the 90s but 2014 was the year to ask if they have Ebola.

And to answer a few of your questions-
My butt is real. It's okay to judge people's faces by their butts and vice versa. And you are wrong.

2014 the year of Ebola. You can't argue facts.

You're Welcome.

I'm Jamie Pence. And I'm right.

2014 was the year for butts

The other day my nemesis, Jamie, told me that you can get fake butts. I said, "What? Fake butts? If you can get a fake butt why do people do squats anymore?"

In my masterful, always-right opinion-- 2014 was the year for butts. I've even discovered a couple things for myself about them:

Firstly, women have butts, for sure. There was that one lady who showed her butt on that magazine cover which everyone seemed to be surprised by, including myself. I thought, "who knew? That woman has a butt." Seems to me that, just cause of a butt, a woman can be on the cover of a magazine-- which I had never thought of before.

There was also that other lady who was moving her butt up and down in a twerking fashion. Some people were like "she doesn't even have enough of a butt to pull that off!" But her butt seems to me to be able to pull off backwards up and down motions same as anybody else's. Made me think, butts are a question and an answer all at once, sometimes. They're complicated.

Is it okay to judge people's faces by their butts? Like you see their face, then you see their butt and everything about their face changes for you? Or you see their butt, then their face, and same thing? I think, as of this year, it's okay if you end up judging a face by a butt.

That brings us back to the biggest question of all, though. My question to Jamie still goes unanswered, and now I am hyper-sensitive to whether or not a butt is real. I've decided the best way to find out, really, is to just ask them straight up: "Is your butt real?" and then just try to decipher whether or not she/he is the type of individual to be honest about butts. Besides, they'll probably be flattered that you'd even ask. And if it was me asking, they'll be honored I'm even speaking to them.

Sorry you're not me.

The only butt I know is for sure real is my own. And I'm pretty sure Gene Kelly's butt is real. I'm like 95% on that. See? Even I can admit I don't know everything all the time-- but really, let's admit it, 95% is not bad. Just look for yourself (and don't sell yourself short. Look at all of these).

http://genekellysbutt.tumblr.com/?og=1

So, Jamie, amirite? Was 2014 the year of the butt? I don't think this is contestable.

You're Welcome.

I'm Kate Marshall. And I'm right.