JamiKate

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Monday, August 3, 2015

2014 was the year for Ebola - no butts about it

When the public holds every word you say in such high regard there is a responsibility to only speak truth. It's premature to speak until given all of the facts. After gathering ample data and stone cold facts- I have discovered that 2014 is NOT the year for butts.

It would be premature to know what 2014 was the year of right at the turn of 2015 without letting enough time pass. Much like how we know more about dead presidents as time passes.

Butts will always be fun to look at, touch, jiggle, maneuver, squeeze, poke, etc. but butts are passed their prime. Butts went out in the 90's; they hit their peak when Sir Mix Alot created the fire album "Mack Daddy" and died in 96 along with Gene Kelly. Notice in the below graph "Butts" have only decreased in popularity over time and remained flat as a pancake over the year 2014.


In terms of that lady showing her butt on that magazine- you are confusing correlation and causation. People were looking at her butt, however, there is no link between her butt and 2014 being the year of the butt. The public is more interested in the person yielding the butt than the butt itself. That lady is more powerful than all of the butts in the world and you are confusing her popularity with the popularity of butts(see below Google trend of "Butts" and "Kardashian").


 Bonus graph!
Now that I have proved you wrong - I'll prove myself right.



Ebola went viral in 2014 and fizzled off as we went into 2015. Nobody even mentioned it previous to 2014. Once we got settled into the year everyone was saying "who has it?", "how do I get it?!" "who's going to get it next?!" It was the biggest craze at the time! (see below graph)



It became kosher to ask if somebody's butt was real since the 90s but 2014 was the year to ask if they have Ebola.

And to answer a few of your questions-
My butt is real. It's okay to judge people's faces by their butts and vice versa. And you are wrong.

2014 the year of Ebola. You can't argue facts.

You're Welcome.

I'm Jamie Pence. And I'm right.

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